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Woods omitted due to having had enough foursomes

September 29, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

American Ryder Cup captain Davis Love justified his decision to leave Tiger Woods out of the Saturday foursomes by pointing out that the randy devil has probably had enough for one lifetime.

Love then watched as his selected pairs carried on the first day’s work in ripping the Europeans to absolute shreds.

His day two summary was, “If you read any of the newspapers you’ll know that Tiger’s been involved in far too many foursomes and such over the last few years.

“I thought the saucy sod could do with a rest and some of the other lads could have a go.

“We put their wives in a locked room guarded by armed security whilst they were on the course in case Tiger got a bit bored during play though.”

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  1. September 29, 2012 at 18:16

    Woods and Terry would make a lethal four bollocks

    • September 30, 2012 at 13:18

      18 holes wouldn’t be anywhere near enough to test them, methinks.

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