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Lance Armstrong awarded lifetime “King of the Dopers” jersey

Lance Armstrong, newly crowned the greatest sporting cheat of all time, has been given a special jersey by the Tour de France for his efforts.

Instead of being patterned with dots like the King of the Mountains, Armstrong’s jersey is littered with hyperdermic needles.

Armstrong briefly tried to justify himself by saying anyone would need to be pumped up to the eyeballs to survive the monotony of the amount of cycling races he did.

But he then descended back into the nonsensical complaints about the case against him being “one-sided” – probably due to the amount of witnesses USADA had lined up to testify.

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  1. August 24, 2012 at 20:08

    I’ve been following several discussions about this, since the news broke, involving a load of people who are ‘into’ cycling.

    I never realised how much of a prick Armstrong is.

    • August 25, 2012 at 10:03

      Hi Michael yes this is a very strange one. I don’t really understand Armstrong. He’s trying to make out that everyone is making it up, yet USASA have ten witnesses. It’s difficult to comprehend the viewpoint that it’s a conspiracy – why would they do that and why would there be so many?
      He may never have failed a test but given the witnesses, it’s likely he was able to hide traces. Apparently they can do that.
      Hoping you’re well and having a good weekend, let’s see how the new season develops.

  2. August 25, 2012 at 15:00

    I bought his book too!

    • August 25, 2012 at 18:34

      Sorry to hear that but I guess you weren’t the only one. Was there a chapter on how to avoid failing doping tests?

      • August 26, 2012 at 10:01

        It was written on Rizlas and easily detachable.

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