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Arsene Wenger sells soul to Satan on the cheap

Arsenal Football Club has been rocked yet again by news that Arsene Wenger’s soul is on its way out following a barely-acceptable bid sent up from the depths of Hell.

Wenger’s soul will follow key players Robin Van Persie and Alex Song out of the Emirates, with only the unsellable Nicklas Bendtner remaining behind.

Gooner Simon reacted, “It’s another blow, losing Arsene’s soul due to the self-imposed austerity of the club, but it’s more acceptable than flogging off RVP to United.”

There were rumours Hell FC could start playing in the Football League after an administrative mix-up with Hull FC.

In fairness, no-one would probably notice any difference.

Seeking promotion this season

  1. August 18, 2012 at 11:57

    Desperate situation for Arsenal. Only last night I was watching the ‘invincibles’ go a whole season unbeaten.

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