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National humiliation only hours away

The clock is ticking like a bomb fuse towards the Olympic opening ceremony.

Exclusive inside comments have revealed to us the secret plans for the special occasion with specific details of the impending embarrassing schedule.

A tipsy backstage assistant slurred, “I think the organisers have found a really great way to do this in true British fashion.

“They’re going to put a load of abandoned cars in five rings and get some hoodies to torch them.

“Everyone watching across the globe will know they’re watching London.”

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  1. Sean Mure
    July 27, 2012 at 19:44

    Thanks for the laugh.

    • July 28, 2012 at 15:00

      You’re welcome! Thanks as always for reading and commenting.

  2. July 27, 2012 at 20:17

    For the entire day, the BBC website headline has been “Olympic opening only hours away.”

    Technically true, but kind of misleading when it’s 12 hours…

    • July 28, 2012 at 15:00

      I noticed that too sir, which motivated this effort. Hope you’re enjoying the Games so far!

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