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English wishing Sue Barker blew up Andy Murray instead of Go Compare man

With the possibility of Andy Murray winning Wimbledon after making it through to his first final, the English are wishing that Sue Barker had blown him up with the huge missile launcher instead of the Go Compare man in the recent advert.

The advert has been widely criticised due to many believing the method of murder was not sadistic enough to take the much-loathed tenor out.

Reg from Doncaster suggested, “On Sunday, why doesn’t Sue creep up to one of the windows in her BBC studio and go trigger-happy at centre court?

“Sure, it might not quite be in the rules of the game but it’d be much better than having a Scot win at the all-England club.”

Ivan Lendl stoked tensions: “I’ve found the perfect way to motivate Andy by threatening to make him sit through one of my stand-up routines if he doesn’t win.

“That’s where his new-found aggression is coming from.

“No pressure then, Andy.”

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  1. July 7, 2012 at 22:14

    Come on Andy Murray!! Pressure is good sometimes. Andy’s playing for Great Britain which, at the moment, still includes Scotland. 🙂

    • July 8, 2012 at 17:01

      Could depend on how the match pans out…

      • July 8, 2012 at 20:09

        Unfortunately not very well. He did his best though and he can hold his head high. I hope people now realise that he wasn’t a walkover. 🙂

    • July 8, 2012 at 21:34

      Yes surely can’t criticise him for a great effort, but Federer is on a different level. No shame for Muzza, he’s a hero.

      • July 8, 2012 at 21:42

        Oh yeah, he definitely is. Federer has had his time now and needs to take a break. 🙂

  2. July 8, 2012 at 11:51

    Sue Barker giving a blowjob….the mind boggles

    • July 8, 2012 at 17:01

      Is it one of these “love-all” scenarios?

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