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Tories stoop to new lows by accusing Olympic volunteers of skiving

It could be you (you dirty skiving volunteer)

Conservatives have managed to attract record levels of contempt by condemning people taking unpaid leave to volunteer during the Olympics by suggesting they are skiving off work.

News that such idle individuals might be helping out during the Games has drawn the wrath of Boris Johnson and Gingerfightback’s Iain Duncan-Spliff.

“When will the people of this country learn that we are not a society where one can simply inherit all the money one needs,” tutted Prime Minister Dave who inherited millions.

Mayor of London Boris spluttered, “I say! What! Jolly poor show!

“I’d rather have you good-for-nothing scallywags hacking off the Tesco value cheese in your fridge than getting near our little Olympic party.

“Golly! Ufh!”

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  1. July 6, 2012 at 10:25

    It’s like billy bunter has seized power and the famous five are our security services.

    • July 6, 2012 at 20:16

      “We’re all in this together.” (Billy Bunter included.)

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