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Loser of Spain vs Italy to be forced to declare national bankruptcy first

Eyes on the ball please

The “powers-that-be” have managed to add even more spice to tonight’s Euro 2012 final by agreeing that the losers will have to declare national bankruptcy, thereby giving everyone all the more to play for.

Spain and Italy will battle it out for the trophy, taking the minds of their citizens temporarily off the fact that they are all economically up the creek in the long run.

Despite the added intensity, it is unlikely to make Mario Balotelli behave any more erratically than usual, whilst the Spaniards are expected to pass it around calmly without really going anywhere for the whole 90 minutes – which they would also do even if a huge tsunami were about to sweep them away.

With Italy looking to claim an international trophy on the back of a match-fixing scandal, exactly as they did in 2006, it is being suggested that the country might look to arrange such fiascos in preparation for every tournament given the extraordinarily positive effect they have on the team’s performances.

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  1. jumpingpolarbear
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    Haha, how cool would that be :).

    • July 2, 2012 at 17:28

      Well we already know Italy was shafted. Spain made it all the more obvious.

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