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Lord Coe favourite for Olympic gold for talking ****

Lord Coe has emerged as the clear favourite amongst bookkeepers for
the Olympic gold medal for talking absolute codswallop.

Coe has enormous experience and pedigree in the event, being a former
Conservative MP.

His confident and relentless performances of talking **** in the build
up to the Olympics in London have left the whole world in awe of his
unrivalled prowess in the aforementioned ****-talking.

World beater

Coe is able to calmly laugh off questions about the farcical ticket
selling and all other shambolic aspects of the organisation, whilst
still remaining utterly smug and assured that the enormous amounts of
money he will receive will not suffer in the slightest whilst tens of
thousands of the country’s citizens will be working for weeks on the
project for absolutely nothing – as volunteers.

Even if the rest of Britain gains nothing from the whole fiasco, they
can be more or less certain that Coe will at least show that Team GB
has a member who no-one else in the world can compete with at one
particularly exceptional thing.

Talking ****.

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  1. June 28, 2012 at 14:40

    He embodies all the bull sh!t surrounding the games. How can McDonalds be churning out their crap to people and he blathers on about a sporting legacy? Utter Bollox!

    • June 28, 2012 at 19:03

      He seems capable of bringing everyone together – in their mocking of him.

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