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English ready for quarter-final masochism

June 24, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

As tonight’s Euro 2012 quarter-final between England and Italy draws ever closer, English supporters are approaching the end of their self-administered lashing session in preparation for the mental and physiological torture which is almost upon them.

A euphemism

Mukhtar from Newcastle confessed, “I’ve been missing these occasions in a way.

“There’s nothing quite like the heart-wrenching, gut-churning experience of an England quarter-final to make you appreciate the finer things in life.”

Stevo from Leicester said earlier: “I’m ready for it like always. I only hope I survive.”

But his long-suffering wife screamed at us, “WHEN WILL IT END! OH GOD, WHEN WILL IT END!!”

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  1. Michael Cargill
    June 24, 2012 at 16:50
    Reply

    I am making some last-minute changes to my chosen scapegoat.

    • kickingsport
      June 24, 2012 at 16:54
      Reply

      Hey Michael we’re spoilt for choice, aren’t we? Let’s hope we won’t need one.

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