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Uefa desperate to find something to blame England for

Racists without a cause

Uefa’s desperation to scapegoat the English for a number of unsavoury incidents during Euro 2012 has come through as they appear to have charged the FA after supporters celebrated Danny Welbeck’s winner against Sweden.

Other nations’ fans have allegedly been making racist chants and banners, but Uefa have decided to focus on England, apparently enraged by the country winning a match and threatening to progress.

Uefa stated, “We have evidence that supporters were celebrating and that approximately two of them came close to the pitch so we’re going to make sure they don’t escape a rollicking.

“We have to act now because our referee is going to make sure that England don’t qualify against Ukraine so we’re running out of time to blame everything on them.”

President and Frenchman Michel Platini added, “They’re English and therefore both hooligans and guilty.

“England is about to feel the full force of our incompetence and prejudice.”

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  1. June 17, 2012 at 13:50

    I can’t read this with sober eyes, I am still shaking from the Sweden game.

  2. June 17, 2012 at 13:52

    Hi Michael hope you’re well? Was a rocky one wasn’t it? Shame on the fans who enjoyed us winning though – what a disgrace.

  3. June 17, 2012 at 15:14

    No Motson to ruin it for us either.

    • June 17, 2012 at 17:39

      Don’t speak too soon – you never know where that sheepskin coat is lurking…

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