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Barton to proceed on ban-per-tweet arrangement

QPR’s midfield psychopath Joey Barton will only be allowed to continue assaulting other footballers if he agrees to abide by a ban-per-tweet arrangement.

The initiative looks to protect both the world of football and users of the website Twitter, as all of them are almost constantly under threat from Barton.

The news will be of most relief to QPR’s supporters, staff and players who have been living in fear of having a deregulated Barton in their team for years.

But the PFA stated their willingness to intervene: “We feel restricting Joey’s Twitter use is unfair and we will argue his case.

“Why should he be banned from tweeting when the likes of Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Glen Johnson carry on with their micro-blogging rubbish?

“We at the PFA don’t see the use of punishing footballers for anything, so why start with banning Barton if that would effectively solve the problem?”

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