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Rick Parry: “Next Liverpool manager must be a miracle worker”

Former Liverpool chief executive Rick Parry has stated that Kenny Dalglish’s replacement will need to be able to work miracles.

This includes such superhuman fates as getting the club to qualify for the Champions League next season.

Parry honestly said, “The expectations of everyone at the club are such that only individuals who prove themselves capable of performing miracles will survive for more than a season.

“In the supporters’ eyes this means the shortlist consists of Kenny Dalglish again, Rafa Benitez, and Jesus Christ himself.

“Any other candidates will have to show they can walk on water and turn water into wine if they aren’t to be met with derision and hate from the stands.”

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