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John Terry to turn up for racism hearing dressed ready for prison

John Terry will follow his Champions League trophy-lift appearance by turning up in court in prison overalls in case he gets sent down.

The Chelsea captain was suspended for the final on Saturday but came onto the pitch at the whistle in his kit, despite contributing less to his team’s triumph than Andre Villas-Boas.

A jubilant Terry said, “It’s a nice gesture from Uefa to let me get my mits on the trophy itself.

“I’m hoping that the CPS will be similarly considerate in July.”

The possibility of seeing John Terry in his prison gear was small consolation for those who had to sit through two hours of Chelsea robbing Bayern.

Gutted Spurs fan Dom complained, “Not only did we have to watch that rubbish but they also stole our Champions League place for next season!

“Everyone else used to joke about Spurs before but this season’s taken our suffering to a whole new level.

“What with losing out on the England job to Roy Hodgson, I’m wondering if Harry Redknapp wishes he’d actually been found guilty of tax evasion.

“If he had, he might have ended up working with John Terry after all. In prison.

“It’s a funny old game.”

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  1. May 21, 2012 at 18:52

    Brilliant!

  2. May 21, 2012 at 18:58

    I did read somewhere, that John Terry will be lifting the European Championship Trophy, no matter which country wins it. I’ve even heard he’s going to be at Wimbledon, and 100m Olympic ceremony, never knew he was so talented. Still if that means he’s the public view other players will be at ease about their wives

    • May 22, 2012 at 18:56

      When it comes to JT it seems not everyone can be happy at any one time.

  3. May 21, 2012 at 19:39

    That is a top one!

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