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Nevilles’ marriage counsellor made redundant by Fernando Torres goal

Heartbreaker

The counsellor who was hired by Gary Neville and his wife to help them work out why the passion seemed to be fading has had her work done for her by Fernando Torres.

After 90 minutes of tantalising excitement at the Nou Camp last night, Torres rounded Valdes to slot home and bring Neville to a  seven-second climax live on Sky.

Already known as the “goalgasm”, it enabled Neville’s wife to see clearly for herself exactly what has been missing since he started commentating at the start of the season.

She calmly said, “Imagine what he’ll do if United score a late goal in the derby next Monday.

“I can’t.”

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  1. April 25, 2012 at 17:05

    Classic mate, absolute classic. Mrs Nev better get ready because we’ll win on Monday!

    • April 26, 2012 at 14:35

      Thank you. Will be worth watching, that’s for sure!

  2. April 25, 2012 at 20:50

    It was a jolly odd noise to be fair.

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