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Chelsea stun everyone by cheating more effectively than Barcelona

Chelsea pulled off a major shock in the first leg of the Champions League semi-final last night by cheating more effectively than Barcelona to earn a 1-0 win.

They were led magnificently by Didier Drogba, who spent 89 minutes rolling on the floor in fake agony and the other one minute sticking the ball in the net during the only moment the Blues were in their opponents’ penalty area.

Barcelona created a series of clear chances but Chelsea were somehow able, by hook and by crook, to keep the ball out of the net and get away with it.

Manager Roberto di Matteo praised the Ivorian: “Didier was so infamously indignant at the injustices the last time these sides met.

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“He channelled his anger perfectly by putting in a performance that all young cheating strikers should watch and learn from.”

A gracious Pep Guardiola admitted, “We have to hold our hands up and say that Chelsea were better cheaters than us on the night.

“I can’t fault the effort of my players but when Drogba’s on that kind of diving form he’s virtually unplayable.

“However in the return leg at the Nou Camp I’m confident we can overturn the deficit, especially with some help from the referee.”

The other semi-final is delicately poised as well as Bayern cheated their way to a 2-1 win over Real Madrid, although they face a substantial challenge in preventing Mourinho’s men cheating their way through to the final next week at the Bernabeu.

  1. April 19, 2012 at 15:46

    Stats: Drogba spent more time on the floor than Chelski had the ball in possession – saying that they did what was needed

    • April 19, 2012 at 17:23

      Spot on. Many in Britain deride Barca for playacting yet Drogba and Chelski get all the praise as they won. “It’s a funny old game”.

  2. April 20, 2012 at 16:19

    More crook than hook with this bunch of knobheads. Still Terry’s court case to look forward to!

    • April 20, 2012 at 20:02

      Thoughtful of the CPS to put it back to July as we can take in the Euros without distractions and then see him get sent down.

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