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Ashley Young still airborne

Taking off

Air traffic control in the Manchester area is a shambles as Manchester United’s flying winger Ashley Young shows no signs of coming to earth.

Young’s energetic dive at Old Trafford yesterday sent him skywards and he’s yet to return to ground, putting all air traffic on alert for possible detours.

NASA’s satellite control team are also said to be getting “nervous” at reports Young could be lodged in orbit.

Plane enthusiast Rich from Salford exclaimed, “I’d have thought Ryanair will be looking to buy him in the transfer window, the way he flew off without any launching gear. Put someone on his back and you’d have a dirt-cheap journey.

“Imagine how he’d go if someone really pushes him!

“Sir Alex must be so proud.”

QPR’s Shaun Derry added, “I know first-hand he’s definitely got what it takes to make it in the airline industry.”

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  1. April 9, 2012 at 13:00

    I bet the linesman (not bloody assistant referee – he didn’t assist at all) didn’t go to spec-savers

  2. V.
    April 9, 2012 at 14:02

    Reblogged this on New York City Marketing.

  1. May 6, 2012 at 12:56

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