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London 2012 hire consultants to advise on correct Kazakh national anthem

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British taxpayers are set to cough up even more in costs for the London Olympic Games this year after organisers announced they felt the need to hire national anthem consultants to ensure they do not embarrass themselves in the same way Kuwait did recently.

A Kazakh shooting medallist was played the mock anthem from the film “Borat” by Sacha Baron Cohen, and London 2012 decided they had to commit to spending money now to avoid a similar slip up.

“No country does ignorance of others better than the British, so we think this investment is fully justified,” confirmed a member of the organising committee.

“We’re concerned that a work experience lad might be in charge of the sound that day, and they could have access to their Spotify playlist, which could prove disastrous.

“We could even have “God Save the Queen” by the Sex Pistols blazing out at some stage.

“Although we’re still pretty confident there won’t be any Brits winning medals, so we probably won’t have to worry about that.”

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  1. March 25, 2012 at 18:42

    well they only need to know the Chinese, Russian, American, Australian, Cuba, German, Canadian anthems really they don’t get to play the nations who get disqualified

  2. March 26, 2012 at 07:59

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  3. March 27, 2012 at 13:37

    What other wacky anthems can we look forward to?

    Born in the USA for America? (Regan’s people missed the satire)
    Springtime for Hitler for Germany?
    The Skippy theme tune for Australia?

    It’ll be exciting finding out!

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