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Civilised individuals advised to steer well clear of Glasgow today

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Scottish police have announced that you should only consider going within 100 miles of Glasgow today if you are a psychopath armed with a sub-machine gun looking for a fight.

The Old Firm derby sees Celtic travel to Ibrox where they can seal the SPL title with a win, and then both sets of supporters can set about wreaking as much havoc as possible.

When taking into account the religious tension and the extra delight Celtic fans are experiencing with Rangers in administration and possibly about to be liquidated, events could easily turn apocalyptic before kick-off.

The only certainty is that no-one will be the slightest bit interested in the match or the performances as long as the result goes their way.

A police statement confirmed, “If the football isn’t catastrophic enough, the behaviour from everyone at the final whistle certainly will be.

“You have been warned.”

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  1. March 25, 2012 at 11:22

    Nuke the entire place from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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