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US and UK unveil new Olympics table tennis team

Going for gold

President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron have today confirmed to us that they are going to follow up their cheesy double act routine and join forces to combine a table tennis team at the London 2012 Olympic Games.

The pair will represent both the US and the UK and will be named “Team Oil Scavengers”.

The BBC’s John Pienaar elaborated, “We’re used to seeing the US take the lead on all international missions, but after Obama spouted such nonsense about Cameron’s management style, it may be that the Brit plays the male role in this escapade.

“It’s expected that Obama will stand behind him at the table with the paddle ready to apply the necessary ‘sanctions’ to Cameron’s backside should the Prime Minister net an easy shot.

“Let’s hope they don’t get drawn to play Syria. That could be awkward.”

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  1. March 15, 2012 at 22:08

    Ha ha, I remember watching that table-tennis clip.

    Cameron looked like a complete fumbling buffoon. The only sport he knows how to play is The Eton Wall Game where they prance around naked getting bummed by the big boys.

    Not that I am any good at it either but there you go.

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