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Team GB athletes “should not touch dirty foreigners,” warn London 2012

British athletes have been warned about going anywhere near unclean foreign competitors at this summer’s London Olympics.

The British Olympic Association believes Team GB representatives will struggle to reach the ridiculous expectations of the nation without the added complication of contracting a horrendous superbug from an exotic visitor.

BOA chief medical officer Ian McCurdie added, “Even shaking hands is out of the question – goodness knows where the other person might have been.

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“We all know the French like to stink and never wash, but I doubt any Brits were inclined to go near them anyway.

“We are talking about minimising the risk of hysterical disappointment amongst the watching locals.

“Unfortunately we’d have to ban other countries altogether to achieve that.”

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  1. March 6, 2012 at 14:56

    I, for one, am glad that such paranoid nonsense exists within the sporting world.

  2. March 7, 2012 at 13:05

    Comin’ over ‘ere……..

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