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Dereck Chisora ordered to go get a few more GCSEs

February 29, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

The WBC, appalled at Dereck Chisora behaving more childishly than other boxers before and after the actual fight, have told him to run along for “as long as it takes to get a few more GCSEs”.

This has resulted in an indefinite suspension as, despite the ease with which anyone can gain GCSEs in the UK, it is expected to take Chisora any amount of time.

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The WBC explained, “It was some of the worst behaviour ever seen by a professional, and that’s saying something.

“We might have to consider bringing in stricter selection criteria for the WBC roster, such as opening it up to others than young men who have severe anger management issues.

“But that would render boxing rather pointless, don’t you think?”

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  1. February 29, 2012 at 14:18

    Ha, I like the caption to the photo!

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