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Abramovich buys Villas-Boas Costa cruise ticket

February 28, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

Sinking feeling

Andre Villas-Boas’ beleaguered reign as Chelsea manager could finally be about to sink without trace as we have learned that owner Roman Abramovich has purchased him a cruise ticket on the ill-fated Costa fleet.

The damp Portuguese squib has been treading water for months.

The trigger-happy Russian billionaire seems to be diversifying his sacking methods as Villas-Boas is likely to take weeks to return from the voyage he decides to go on, by which time Chelsea will have probably hired and fired at least two more managers.

Jose Mourinho texted Didier Drogba with: “Oh my lovely Chelsea boys, keep fighting the tide!

“It won’t be long before I jump from the Madrid ship like a rat and come to steer you to glory once more.

“For I am the legendary football dinghy master!”

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