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Carlos Tevez to apologise to City supporters for whatever PR team can come up with

February 13, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

Manchester City have been inspired by the owners of Liverpool and Mick McCarthy and now plan to somehow create an acceptable apology on behalf of Carlos Tevez.

Liverpool issued ‘apologies’ from ‘Kenny Dalglish’ and ‘Luis Suarez’ after their behaviour in the Patrice Evra saga reached farcical levels at Old Trafford on Saturday, causing the club and its reputation even more damage than the team’s performance on the pitch, whilst McCarthy did the same when Wolves got hammered at home by local rivals West Brom.

McCarthy said, “I’m so sorry. Being beaten at home by a Roy Hodgson side is horrific, let alone getting battered like we did today. I’ve never apologised before but today I feel I have no option on losing to a Roy Hodgson team playing away.

What does 'sorry' mean?

“Obviously apologies aren’t all they’re cracked up to be though as I’ve already got the boot.”

City’s draft apology from Tevez goes:

I’m sorry for everything. Really.

Oh I need to drink more if I’m going to pull this kind of rubbish off!

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  1. February 14, 2012 at 12:24

    He’s a lad old Carlos.

    • February 14, 2012 at 18:41

      Aye he’s on a constant troll that man.

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