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Liverpool drop Suarez to day care nursery bench

February 11, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

New youth policy

The Liverpool management staff have decided to relegate striker Luis Suarez to the bench for future matches. The bench being in the nearest day care nursery where staff are more qualified to handle him and other young children.

The shock transfer comes after the Uruguayan refused to shake Patrice Evra’s hand before the clash against Manchester United at Old Trafford, thereby calming fears amongst many in the media that there would be a lack of talking points emerging from the racism saga after the match.

Kenny Dalglish said, “Luis has promised he’ll play nicely with the other children whilst future games are being played, but I’m not falling for that one again.

“We’ll instruct them to keep him in a nice big cot and make sure he stays away from little uns from…other places.

“If there’s any space for Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson as well, we’ll certainly consider it.”

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  1. February 11, 2012 at 20:07

    Suarez is a moron. Stupid is as stupid does. He showed his real colours.

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