Mario Balotelli: crazy as a Croat

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Readers beware: Mario Balotelli’s erratic antics for Manchester City in their match against Spurs has made critics of the young Italian draw comparisons between him and the Croatian public.

Balotelli’s alleged stamp and late winner forced many to question whether his mental state is as “dangerous” and unpredictable as a nation of people who actually want to join the impending catastrophe that is the EU.

Spurs manager Harry Redknapp warned, “The Italian lunatic is not conducive to good health.

“He’s a dangerous menace, just like suffering from the disposition of being a Spurs fan is a dangerous menace to your health.”

Balotelli himself was alarmed at learning of the Croats’ choice to join the EU: “They actually want to join in 2013?” he asked.

“That’s stupid. Even I know that.”