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Madrid to suspend Pepe until San Fermin bull run

January 19, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

Real Madrid have announced their decision to suspend centre-back Pepe until the San Fermin bull run in Pamplona in July, where he can stamp on other humans as much as he likes without so much fuss.

Stampede

The Portuguese lunatic compounded Madrid’s misery in their 1-2 defeat by Barcelona last night by standing deliberately on Leo Messi’s hand and diving wildly, amidst a thoroughly woeful performance.

The Madrid supporters themselves have reacted angrily at suffering Jose Mourinho and Pepe repeatedly goring their team’s image and tradition harder than a Messi through-ball.

Many Spaniards are reportedly “extremely relieved” at learning of Madrid’s internal disciplinary action, although fears are already growing about the potential for “a significant increase” in casualties in Pamplona this summer.

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