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Patrice Evra to referee all future United matches

Evra: 100% reliable

After the independent panel’s verdict on the Luis Suarez racism row was partially based on Patrice Evra’s utterly reliable and trustworthy evidence, the FA have decided to install him as referee for all future Manchester United fixtures, given completely his neutral and unbiased position.

Their timing is perfect as Evra’s first match as both United captain and referee will be in today’s humdinger of a derby against neighbours City.

An FA spokesperson explained, “Let’s be honest – the referees are normally on United’s side so this won’t make a spot of difference.

“Evra might prove to be less influenced than many of the actual officials in fact.

“He can’t be any more biased than Howard Webb for instance, can he?”

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