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Alan Pardew to start sporting Keegan’s seventies mullet

Alan Pardew is to take the next step towards Geordie folklore by growing the legendary mullet that Kevin Keegan used to play under in the seventies.

Newcastle’s last-minute FA Cup win against Blackburn followed up their superb performance against Manchester United, thereby getting them dangerously close to surpassing even their supporters’ expectations.

Step too far for Pardew?

A spokesperson for the official fan club said, “We’re actually nearly satisfied with Alan but he needs to be growing that perm pretty sharpish.

“Winning matches is one thing, but the only way he can gain full acceptance here in the long run is to somehow transform completely into KK. Accent and all.

“Some might raise their eyebrows but everyone knew what he was getting into when he signed the contract.”

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