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Liverpool January sale ON NOW!

Come to Anfield ANY DAY this month to take your pick from our fine range of products.

BOGOF

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

For those looking for an overpriced target man, Andy Carroll is available with a 20% discount if purchased as soon as possible.

If you need to bolster your shambolic midfield, we have a two-for-one offer going on Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson.

There are many other sub-standard Premier League regulars in stock, however we regret that we have recently had to withdraw a defective Uruguayan from the top-shelf.

Don’t waste time – get to Anfield immediately before someone else wastes their money to appease their supporters.

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

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  1. January 6, 2012 at 13:40

    Oh come on, you can do better than this! I’ll agree Downing has been awful but Henderson is showing real potential. With a bit more luck Liverpool could easily be on 40+ points and well in the title race. Unfortunately, nobody has any patience in football anymore and are calling for Dalglish’s head. People have really short memories, 13 months ago we were facig a real threat of relegation, now we’re disappointed not to be in the top 4, quite a turnaround if you look at it with simplicity.

    I enjoy your articles though mate!

    • January 6, 2012 at 16:25

      Fair enough although there are some bargains to be had!

  2. January 7, 2012 at 10:01

    Well if they’re as crap as everybody makes out then they won’t be bargains no matter how cheap they come! I know Carroll scored last night but we’d be lucky to make £10m on him right now. Dreadful!

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