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Titus Bramble scores worst hat-trick ever

Titus Bramble’s legal team is having to defend much better than he ever has after confirmation the Sunderland player has netted a third sexual harassment case against him.

The defender continues to astound with the frequency of his appearances off the pitch – in the court room – and his form shows no sign of letting up.

One of his beleaguered lawyers stated, “We were hoping to have a few days off in 2012 but it doesn’t look that way.

Another kicking for Bramble

“Mr Bramble has shown once again that this is one area where he is in a league of his own.

“We’re having to come up with some quite spectacular tactics to keep him out of trouble.

“Honestly, he’s causing us so much work we’d prefer to be trying to get Luis Suarez or John Terry off the hook.

“He mumbles about the offside trap and playing a high line but we ignore him.

“When it comes to defence, he’s really not much help at all.”

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  1. January 5, 2012 at 21:29

    The millionaire sex pest strikes again.

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