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Liverpool seek Diane Abbott as Suarez replacement

Abbott: potent offence

The Labour party is considering sending MP Diane Abbott on loan to Liverpool in order to allow tempers to cool after her message on Twitter initiated accusations of racism.

She has apologised but many are furious amidst claims that her comment incited hatred against white people.

An official Liverpool comment stated, “We’re sure Diane would make a great addition to our squad. Recent reports suggest that she’d fit in very well here at this moment.

“With Luis Suarez…on holiday for a few weeks we need someone to bolster our offence and Diane has shown she’s got a decent shot on her.

“We also know she’s competent on Twitter and this seems to be more important in the world of professional football than playing on the pitch these days so she’s welcome anytime.”

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  1. January 5, 2012 at 15:49

    Class stuff, yet again!

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