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Campaign to save UK care system as Arsene Wenger’s sight deteriorates further

Should have gone to Specsavers

UK campaigners are urging the government to improve care for the elderly after Arsene Wenger started claiming seeing things which did not happen, on top of his long-term condition of not seeing select things everyone else does.

Concerns were raised after Arsenal’s 2-1 defeat at Fulham with Wenger blaming a string of perceived refereeing errors, whilst everyone else plainly observed it was just Arsenal cocking it up like they always do.

Campaigner Lynne from Luton warned, “Poor, half-blind Arsene is a great example of why we have to prioritise care for our older citizens.

“If his vision continues to slide like this, he’s soon going to be adamant that Gervinho or Chamakh scored a winning goal when they actually lost 5-0.

“We demand that the political parties work together and come up with a feasible plan which could finally put Gooners everywhere out of their misery once and for all.”

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  1. January 3, 2012 at 19:36

    Haha – great post here. Made me laugh. 🙂

  2. January 4, 2012 at 12:15

    Ha ha, quite a good one that!

  3. Stevo Music Man
    January 5, 2012 at 07:54

    Always wondered if he wore contacts – probably needs some thick rimmed glasses – very funny article – keep them coming

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