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Rooney still banished to naughty corner flag

Manchester United’s preparation for their next fixture against Newcastle United is a shambles with star player Wayne Rooney still serving time by the naughty corner flag of the club’s training pitch.

The striker is reported to have accepted the punishment following poor training performance after going out for dinner with Jonny Evans and Darren Gibson on Boxing Day.

A vengeful Sir Alex Ferguson explained, “I don’t know how many times I’ve told Wayne to stay away from the likes of Evans and Gibson but I’m done talking.

Rooney's complaints going unheard

“When I decide he’s done enough reflecting on his mistakes in the corner I’ve got a set of tedious chores to put him straight.

“They include playing catch with David De Gea and washing Rafael’s hair.

“Then I’ll force him to watch replays of Blackburn v Stoke to really ram that discipline deep.”

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