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Phil Taylor stunned by man who can see straight after Christmas

December 28, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Phil Taylor has crashed out of the PDC World Darts Championships after coming up against an opponent who somehow wasn’t groggy after his festive celebrations.

Dave Chisnall shocked everyone by sobering up pretty quickly and therefore gaining a distinct advantage in throwing little things straight at a colourful board with numbers on.

This turkey's done

A shocked Taylor admitted, “I wasn’t on it tonight – probably because I’ve been on it something chronic the past few nights.

“Me and the lads have been making that old comedy sketch look like an AA meeting.”

The victorious Chisnall explained his upset: “I was nervous at the end but luckily I’d drunk just enough to make me confident instead of being so ‘absolutely newscasted’ that it destroyed my hand-eye co-ordination.”

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