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Liverpool ask North Korea to hold extra funeral for Luis Suarez’s career

December 28, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Upon receiving news that striker Luis Suarez will miss the next Premier League match due to a one-match ban for an abusive gesture to Fulham supporters – on top of the pending eight-match ban for verbal abuse and insults – Liverpool have asked North Korea to host a funeral for the Uruguayan’s career as well as that for their late leader Kim Jong-il.

R.I.P.

It is thought that the manner of mourning in Korea would also be most suitable for the hysterical approach of Liverpool supporters to what they perceive to be a gross unjust tragedy.

Liverpool’s statement read, “The club has asked North Korean officials to accommodate a ceremony so that we can tearfully put Luis’s career and reputation to rest once and for all.

“He’s going to be banned for so long that he might as well be dead anyway.”

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