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John Terry ponders move to Uruguay

December 21, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

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Following Uruguay’s bafflement at the eight-match ban handed to Luis Suarez for racial comments, Chelsea’s John Terry is looking closely at potential clubs and properties in the South American country.

Suarez’s hefty ban and fine has serious implications for Terry, who has just been charged after very similar accusations against him, and he apparently sees Uruguay as a place where his personal approach to making his acquaintance with opponents will be better understood.

Terry’s agent said, “We’re now actively searching for Uruguayan clubs who are willing to tap John up.

“If Suarez was misunderstood, I don’t know how to begin to explain John’s repeated behaviour.

“Everyone involved is sure he would get along better in a culture where affectionate terms he likes to use for people from all backgrounds – such as ‘****’, ‘****’ and ‘******’ – are taken in the competitive manner in which they’re intended.

“His new ‘injury’ is a convenient way to keep him out of the public eye whilst he finalises a move.”

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  1. December 21, 2011 at 20:08

    Good old Tezza, he is a real old fashioned centre back with old fashioned values. Including old fashioned opinions to immigrants stealing our jobs…

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