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Suarez looks bewildered and upset as milkman delivers milk

December 6, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Perpetually bemused

Liverpool’s Luis Suarez has continued his form from last night’s 1-0 defeat at Fulham by giving an expression of pure bewilderment and outrage at his milkman leaving milk by his door.

This comes after his display at Craven Cottage where such a reaction would be preceded by his throwing himself to the ground at every opportunity, whether a good one or not.

His defensive milkman Pat said, “I dropped a bottle by his door but before I got back to my van he’d come out, pretended he’d been fouled by his doorstep and was looking genuinely outraged about something.

“Then he looked around for the referee but when he realised no-one was going to make a decision for him he muttered something about it all being ‘unbelievable’.

“I got out of their before he tricked the authorities into forcing me to pay a parking penalty fine or started abusing me generally.”

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