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Horse racing critics point out “brilliant” Kauto Star is a horse

November 20, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

People who are not gambling addicts have reacted to those praising the alleged genius of racing horse Kauto Star by questioning how the animal could ever be described as “brilliant”.

Eulogies came after he brilliantly won a race on Saturday by running slightly faster as a result of being whipped repeatedly over a number of furlongs against another horse called Long Run – which would appear to be a misnomer. The victory forced many to admit that the 11 year-old is unlikely to retire in the near future.

After the race Kauto Star defiantly said, “People have been writing me off for some time now but I’m far more intelligent than them and I always knew I had more days like this in me.

“They call me brilliant but that doesn’t get close to describing the limitless potential of my racing brain and its genius.

When we asked if he had any plans to retire, he passionately replied, “Nay!”

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  1. November 20, 2011 at 10:32

    Great work dude…

  2. November 20, 2011 at 12:56

    A good ‘un.

    It is strange the way people talk about horses and the riders though. At least with an F1 car it is a result of clever engineering – with horses it is just making sure you get enough sperm samples from another horse.

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