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United sign unborn foetus

November 17, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

With the race amongst clubs intensifying to snap up the latest football prodigies, Manchester United have got one over their rivals by agreeing a contract with a developing star – who happens to be still developing in his mother’s womb.

Both parents are devout City supporters and are pledging to brainwash their newborn to become a “noisy neighbour” like them, but this has not discouraged United due to the “extraordinary dribbling ability” that the club’s staff have seen potential for.

The United scout who discovered the superstar whilst waiting for his own appointment at his local hospital proudly announced, “I was completely blown away by the technique with which he kicked his mum’s stomach.

“If he keeps it up he’ll be crossing better than Antonio Valencia before he pops out even.

“We’re also optimistic he’ll spend less time crying than Nani.”

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  1. V.
    November 19, 2011 at 18:36

    The way they all operate, one day it will happen.

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