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Michael Owen consolidates first team place for Twitter until Christmas

November 14, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Leaked team sheets suggest that Manchester United striker Michael Owen is to continue his amazing run of form for social networking site Twitter until Christmas.

Owen has made the most of his time on the treatment table at Old Trafford as well as being relegated behind even Dimitar Berbatov in the pecking order to focus on his international micro-blogging commitments.

He ‘tweeted’, “Delighted by the #news. Really feel Twitter makes the best use of my skills nowadays.

“I’m able to make appearances far more often than once every few months and I can block people who make jokes about me.

“I’m hoping to build on this current form to become one of the greatest tweeters of all time!

“I had porridge for breakfast by the way.”

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  1. November 14, 2011 at 20:04

    Ah, good old Owen. An athlete with legs made out of biscuits. It’s like he is always playing on pitches made of hot, sugary tea.

  1. November 27, 2011 at 10:41

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