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Team GB Olympic football teams announce summer 2012 riot hotspots

November 10, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Great Britain’s Olympic football teams have sent an advanced warning that next summer’s riots will be concentrated in Manchester, London and Cardiff.

The men, managed by Stuart Pearce, and women, led by Hope Powell, have confirmed their intentions to unwittingly provoke the same sort of unrest and violence that disrupted major UK cities earlier this year.

“We can now announce that Team GB’s male and female football teams will be putting on shambolic performances to instigate riots in July 2012,” stated a spokesperson.

“We have selected the three cities as venues because everyone there should remember how to deal with widespread civil unrest and disorder from the last outbreaks.

“Rioters who want to guarantee their place laying waste to various high streets will be able to purchase tickets from 29 November.

“You have been warned.”

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  1. November 10, 2011 at 23:47

    I would be more scared of Hope Powell than Pearcey. She has a daft name as well.

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