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Tevez flees before UK border control improves

November 9, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Carlos Tevez has further embarrassed himself by missing training to escape the country before the border control row results in more attention given to those entering and fleeing the UK.

Manchester City have consequently asked their lawyers to take action against Tevez for generally being an utter dipstick.

PFA chairman Gordon Taylor has expressed his disappointment at the news, having shown incredible naivety for assuming the Argentine wouldn’t display the contempt to him that he does to everyone else.

“Who could’ve known a footballer like Carlos wouldn’t stick to an agreement?” the gullible Taylor asked.

“Between him and Tomasz Kuszczak you’d think the Premier League was like a clothes factory in China or something.”

City’s statement simply read, “What a tosspot.”

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  1. November 9, 2011 at 19:17

    Now that is good! Top work there, headline is a killer.

  2. November 9, 2011 at 20:12

    Quality! You should post something about the Poppy fiasco engulfing the FA, FIFA and now our government.

    Another interesting parody you may find funny, surrounding Senor Tevez. The top picture is playing up a bit, give it a day or so…

    http://jamiekendrick.wordpress.com/2011/10/31/mysteries-from-the-locker-room/

  3. November 9, 2011 at 20:43

    Aye already done one – love to put the boot into FIFA especially. Thanks for the comments.

  4. November 13, 2011 at 18:30

    Awsome post, Im now one of your feed followers

  1. November 23, 2011 at 18:56

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