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Olympic torch pleads for more exotic London 2012 route

November 7, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

The iconic Olympic torch has reacted to seeing the route proposed for the relay before the games in London by begging to be taken somewhere else, or simply left at home.

On learning of the 8,000 mile ordeal to start next May, it was quick to research alternative travel plans, and even appropriate medical excuses.

The torch said regretfully, “Having recently been on wondrous tours of the spectacular cities in China and the breathtaking Greek islands, I have an urge to stay at home for a change.

“I hate to be the one to tell you but Stonehenge really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

“Actually, you could just keep me in a dark storage unit with David Beckham for a couple of months, I don’t care.

“I have to keep reminding myself that next time it’ll be Brazil, then everything seems a little bit easier.”

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  1. November 8, 2011 at 08:13

    Secretly he can’t wait to get rioting in London.

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