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Man City reveal Balotelli to set Spanish hotel bathroom on fire

November 2, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Man City have shocked the hotel in Spain they are using for their Champions League match against Villarreal by admitting that Mario Balotelli is playing.

This revelation has put the local fire service on full alert after word spread of the Italian’s antics before the derby against Manchester United, when he and some friends were playing with fireworks which then set fire to his house.

With the match currently in play, all eyes are on ‘super Mario’ in anticipation of him doing something ridiculous, brilliant or both.

Villarreal’s Mayor stated, “There are grave concerns in the city tonight following City’s careless conduct.

“Fire engines have been strategically placed around the hotel where the team is playing to prevent catastrophe in the event of another rogue bathroom sparkler.

“We have also confiscated all convertible Bentleys in the area, in case Balotelli scores and wants to go on another one of his ill-considered joy rides.”

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  1. November 3, 2011 at 08:08

    Was he the player that got an injury when the eggs he was microwaving exploded in his face?

  2. November 3, 2011 at 18:45

    Haven’t heard of that one but wouldn’t surprise me!

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